My First Date With Fondant

I like making cakes.  In fact, I always have the ingredients on hand so that if the fancy takes me, I can make several different cakes at any time.  So when my mother asked me to make her a birthday cake this year, I thought to myself, “No sweat!”

But I wanted to do something special for my mom.  I thought about making pretty decorations from icing; flowers and borders and such.  Then I saw this cake and thought to myself, “My mom would LOVE this.”  That cake is so darned cute and clean that I simply had to try to make it.  It has my mother’s two favorite colors and it’s too adorable for words.  The only problem was that I had never worked with fondant before and there was simply no way that I could replicate this work with icing.

Thank goodness for the internet.

There are many many many articles and videos detailing how to smooth fondant over a cake.  There are several how-to’s for making fondant roses.  Fondant bows have their own articles as well.  I went into this endeavor feeling well-educated and quite confident.  If the project went to hell, I could always just ice it and present my mother with a plain white cake.

I just made a simple two-layered 9-inch round white cake.  I made simple white icing to go in between the layers and to go over the cake before the fondant went on.  For the fondant, I simply bought plain white fondant at my local craft store (I bought way too much expecting a million and a half mistakes on my part).  Following the internet’s infinite wisdom, I also purchased gel food coloring so that I could color the fondant.

The coloring and kneading of fondant is a giant pain in the ass.  There, I said it.  It takes a LOT of work to get out all of the swirls of color and get a uniform color in the fondant.  There is a lot of kneading and back work.  Fondant (at least the stuff I bought) is a lot more firm and dense than I had anticipated.  It took a very long time to simply color the fondant.

Fondant also needs to be kept moist.  I worked with small amounts at a time and kept the rest rolled in a ball under a wet paper towel.  It worked well for me.

Another surprise I got was that you do not use powdered sugar to keep the fondant from sticking while you work with it.  It was an assumption, really, but I was surprised to learn that the best powder to use is actually cornstarch.  A little cornstarch goes a long way and it worked great with keeping the fondant from sticking.

Mostly, making a fondant cake is just a lot of time and work on your part.  My first try came out looking rather nice, but a pro could point out my sloppiness and many mistakes quite easily.  Fondant cakes will only be a very special occasion on my part.  The making of this cake from the baking of the cake to photographing of the finished product took me 12 hours.  That DOES include cooling down time, but it’s still a lengthy process.  It may also be due to the fact that this was my first time and I wasn’t working very fast.

At any rate, here is the finished cake.  Not bad for a first-timer but still riddled with mistakes.

I wasn’t entirely pleased with how the colors came out.  I was looking for more cool and muted colors and I ended up with ultra loud neon colors.  My own fault, of course.

I like the bow.  Speaking as someone who tries to avoid this word, I do think the bow is CUTE.

My roses are a little blumpy and not quite delicate.  They look like flowers, though, so it is a success in my book.

Now people, when I place the phrase “If I can do it, anybody can do it” before you, I mean it.  I am not a particularly talented person nor am I the most patient  person.  This takes a lot of time and work and that’s about all.  If you can devote a lot of time both reading up on the how-to’s  of fondant and the decorating itself, then you can do it.

I will warn you though, it tastes like crap.

Enjoy!  Haha!

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Cherry Eggnog Quick Bread

This is the second holiday bread post.  Where the first was about a yeast bread, this one is about a cake-like quick bread.  If you like eggnog, you will like this bread.  If you hate eggnog, you will hate this bread.  Readers beware/enjoy.

Cherry Eggnog Quick Bread

Favorite Brand Name Old-Fashioned Holiday Recipes 2004

2-1/2 cups AP flour

3/4 cup sugar

1 Tblsp. baking powder

1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg

1-1/4 cups prepared dairy eggnog

6 Tblsp. butter, melted and cooled

2 eggs, lightly beaten

1 tsp. vanilla

1/2 cup chopped pecans

1/2 cup chopped candied red cherries

Preheat oven to 350 degreed F.  Grease three 5-1/2X3-inch mini-load pans.

Combine flour, sugar, baking powder and nutmeg in a large bowl.  Stir eggnog, melted butter, eggs and vanilla in medium bowl until well blended.  Add eggnog mixture to flour mixture.  Mix just until all ingredients are moistened.  Stir in pecans and cherries.  Spoon into prepared pans.

Bake 35-40 minutes or until wooden toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean.  Cool in pans 15 minutes.  Remove from pans and cool completely on wire rack.  Store tightly wrapped in plastic wrap at room temperature.  YIELD: 3 mini-loaves.

Oh my gosh, the SMELL from this bread baking is incredible.  And then to taste it for the first time….BLISS!  It’s a lot like a cake actually.  An eggnog cherry cake.  But as a fan of eggnog, I find this to be a wonderful bread.  It tastes of eggnog and nutmeg along with the cherries.  It’s really very good and incredibly festive.  I hope you’ll try it.

Enjoy!

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Christmas Yule Loaf

Is it me or do the holidays just make you crave warm, homemade bread?  I don’t necessarily mean anything fancy either.  Just a good warm loaf of Italian bread first thing in the morning smeared with butter and served with hot tea.  THAT is the way to start a cold morning if you are spending the day in.  (If you’re going out, better load up on protein!  You know, EGGS AND BACON!)  You know that cookbook I keep pestering you about this time of year?  That is my holiday cookbook.  Every year around early November, I bring out this cookbook and eagerly plan what my holiday baking will entail for the season.  This year, breads were definitely on my list.  I made two this year and I’m going to share with you the first of the two tonight.  It’s a yeast bread with nuts and candied cherries.

Festive Yule Loaf

Favorite Brand Name Old Fashioned Holiday Recipes 2004

2-3/4 cups all-purpose flour, divided

1/3 cup sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 package active dry yeast

1 cup milk

1/2 cup butter or margarine

1 egg

1/2 cup golden raisins

1/2 cup chopped candied red and green cherries

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Vanilla Glaze (recipe follows, optional)  (No, it’s not optional.  If you make this, make the damned glaze that goes with it or you’re wasting your time!)

Combine 1-1/2 cups flour, sugar, salt and yeast in large bowl.  Heat milk and butter over medium heat until very warm (120-130 degrees F).  Gradually stir into flour mixture.  Add egg.  Mix with electric mixer on low speed 1 minute.  Beat on high speed 3 minutes, scraping sides of bowl frequently.  Toss raisins, cherries and pecans with 1/4 cup flour in small bowl; stir into yeast mixture.  Stir in enough of remaining 1 cup flour to make a soft dough.  Turn out onto lightly floured surface.  Knead about 10 minutes or until smooth and elastic.  Place in greased bowl; turn to grease top of dough.  Cover with towel.  Let rise in warm, draft-free place about 1 hour or until double in volume.

Punch dough down.  Divide in half.  Roll out each half on lightly floured surface to form an 8-inch circle.  Fold in half; press only folded edge firmly.  Place on ungreased cookie sheet.  Cover with towel.  Let rise in warm draft-free place about 30 minutes or until double in volume.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.  Bake 20-25 minutes or until golden brown.  Remove from cookie sheet and cool completely on wire rack.  Frost with Vanilla Glaze, if desired (DO IT!).  Store in airtight containers.  YIELD:  2 loaves

VANILLA GLAZE:  Combine 1 cup sifted powdered sugar, 4-5 teaspoons light cream or half-and-half and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract in small bowl; stir until smooth.

That’s what it looks like.  It’s very pretty and looks very much like a Stollen.  The picture from the cookbook made it look much more dense than it actually is.  Don’t misunderstand, it is a dense bread, but being a yeast bread, it never gets too dense if you make it right.

Couple of things about yeast breads:  When the recipe calls for you to heat liquids to a certain temperature before adding them to a bowl containing the yeast, always keep in mind that your bowl can greatly reduce the temperature of the liquids, and can make it difficult to activate the yeast.  Particularly if you are using a metal bowl, make the liquids a bit warmer than 130 degrees F so that the shock of being put into a cold bowl will not cool the liquid so much that it will not activate the yeast.

Also, I know it is tempting to let technology do a lot of the manual labor for us, but please do not skip the kneading step.  Even if you have a cool stand-up mixer with a dough hook attachment, you WILL NOT get the same results using that.  You have to get your hands in there and knead the dough manually in order to get a proper yeast dough.

Lastly, when you are instructed to let the dough rise in a warm draft-free place, there is no better place than your oven. Simply set the oven to it’s lowest temperature and let it warm up a bit while you are preparing the dough.  Then let the oven door hang wide open for about 2 minutes before putting the dough inside to let any excess heat out.  If the air is super dry, put a small oven-safe bowl or dish on the bottom rack of the oven filled with steaming water.  It’s the PERFECT environment for proofing a bread.

This is a good bread.  It’s very festive and it’s a nice way to have a quick snack without jamming my face full of Christmas cookies.  I simply nuke a slice of this bread in my microwave and smear a bit of butter on it before getting on with my day.  Give it a try.

Enjoy!

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Linzer Cookies

I had never heard of Linzer cookies until a couple of years ago when I saw Ina Garten make them on her show on Food Network.  I thought that they looked interesting and made a mental note to make them sometime soon.  As is the usual case, however, my mental note got lost somewhere between my ears and I completely forgot about them until this October when I was in my local craft shop buying new cookie cutters for Halloween.  I saw a sweet box of Halloween Linzer cookie cutters and bought them thinking that they would be my kick in the pants to finally get around to making the cookies.  Well….you know how things happen.  I got caught up in a few things, had a baby, and just never got around to it.

Finally, I promised myself that I would make them for Christmas.  I went out and bought a standard set of Linzer cookie cutters and added them to my to-do list for my holiday baking.  I bought the necessary ingredients and went to it.

I used the recipe provided by Joy of Baking which is actually a pretty reliable place to go online when looking for recipes for baked goods.  The recipe can be found here.  I’m not retyping it for you.  It’s really long and I’ve had a very long weekend.  I’m pooped, but I’m sure the people over at Joy of Baking will thank me for the additional page hits *cough cough brownies cough*.  It’s one extra small movement to click on the link to go to the recipe.  Go on, you can do it.

These cookies ROCK.  No, seriously.  People who don’t usually like cookies love these cookies.  People who don’t usually like to even EAT like these cookies.  That’s how good they are!  I used raspberry and peach jam for the middles of these and they turned out so good.

Try this recipe.  THIS VERY RECIPE.  I know some recipes for Linzer cookies are pretty much just shortbread jam cookies.  These cookies are special with the ground up toasted almonds in the dough.  Give it a try and make extra.  They go fast.

Enjoy!

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The Great Fudge Fail

As we are all wont to do from time to time, I wanted to expand my kitchen repertoire this holiday season.  I’ve never made candy before.  Along that line, I have never made fudge before.  It’s quite stupid that I’ve never made fudge before because I’m really quite fond of the stuff.  Whenever I’m in a place that sells fudge, I’m sure to buy a brick for joyful noshing.  Well this year was my year to shine as a fudge maker.  If only it had worked out that way.  I set out to make three different fudges.  Two are currently sitting in my refrigerator waiting to be eaten and one is resting in peace in my trash can.  Oddly enough, the fudge that I destroyed gave me the least amount of trouble.

The first fudge that I made is fudge in name only.  It’s really melted chocolate and condensed milk with peanut butter swirled through it.  It’s entirely too soft and doesn’t set up into anything more substantial than goo.  This is the fault of the recipe, not me.  It’s good…smooth and melt-in-your-mouth, it’s just not really fudge.  Here’s the recipe.

Easy Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge

Kraft

1 package (8 oz.) semi-sweet chocolate (this recipe calls for a name brand [I HATE THAT] chocolate, but you can use 1 oz. blocks of chips.  Doesn’t matter.)

1 can (14 oz.) sweet condensed milk

2 tsp. vanilla

1/2 cup peanut butter

Line 8-inch square pan with foil, with ends of foil extending over the sides.

Microwave chocolate and milk in bowl on high for 2-3 minutes or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring after 2 minutes.  Stir until chocolate is melted, using pot holders on hot bowl.  Blend in vanilla.  Drop peanut butter by tsp. over fudge after you spread chocolate into pan.  Cut through peanut butter with a knife several times for marble effect.  If you want it to be cut into squares, freeze it.

That one was done and in the freezer in no time.  It was the next batch of fudge that caused me the most trouble and the near-heart attack.  REAL fudge requires a bit of candy making.  You have to melt down some sugar and cook it until it reaches a “soft ball” stage which is achieved when the sugar reaches about 235 degrees F or thereabouts.  I had my candy thermometer ready and was itching to have my first go at it.

I wish I had a mentor who could have warned me.  I wish some of the articles I read online had the warning that I needed.  When the sugar comes to a boil, it foams up…..a lot.  If the pan you are using looks big enough, think again.  You need to be using a pan that looks much bigger than what you need so that you can avoid what happened to me.  Lucky for you, I am here to tell you about my massive fail so that you can learn from my stupidity.

It started out fine.  The sugar was at a slow bubble as the recipe told me to do.  Then as it got hotter, it foamed up and started overflowing from my pot.  I stared at it for a minute, mildly annoyed until it occurred to me that this was not hot water I was watching pool at the bottom of my electric stove’s drip pan.  It was molten sugar and I had better freaking do something about it!  So I yelled a few obscenities, lowered the heat and let the sugar mixture get to it’s intended temperature before mixing it with the other ingredients and setting it aside to harden.  I looked at the metal heating coil on my stove coated in a thick layer of molten sugar.  The drip pan below was positively filled with the stuff.  There was no way I was going to be able to clean it any time soon..so I did what I have done a million other times when I get goop on my heating coil.  I turned that sucker up to high to let it burn off.  That was going great until the mess in the drip pan got overheated and burst into flames.  Tall flames.  You read that right, I caught my freaking stove on fire.  I hopped from one foot to the other screaming, “OH SHIT!” looking anxiously at my handy dandy kitchen fire extinguisher wondering if I should use it or not.  Then the little voice in my head that has kept my butt in one piece so far screamed at me, “TURN THE HEAT OFF, STUPID!”  I listened and the flames died down and the mess in the drip pan that was once molten sugar was now a pile of burnt sugar ash.  No real damage was done and I was left slightly shaken, but ok.

The bad thing is, the fudge that I was making was a beloved recipe from my grandmother.  Peanut Butter Candy it’s called.  Although the candy itself turned out great and I ate my first bite of the stuff with relish, I will always remember it being my first foray into candy-making….and I almost burned my house down doing it.  Here’s the recipe.

Peanut Butter Candy

My Grandma Ross

4-1/2 cups white sugar

1 stick butter

1 can evaporated milk

Boil to soft ball stage.

Mix the following:

1 cup peanut butter

2 tsp. vanilla

1 (13 oz.) jar marshmallow creme

Do not heat.  Pour into 9X13 inch pan.  Set aside to harden.

It’s easy and it’s the BEST peanut butter fudge ever.  I’m not biased there.  Ok, well maybe a little.

The third fudge that I tried was the fudge recipe provided to me on the back of a jar of marshmallow fluff.  I’m not going to share a recipe.  I messed it up and the mistake was a STUPID mistake.

Being a bit gun shy from my first attempt at candy making, I decided to play it safe and use an enormous pan to melt the sugar this time.  Well, the pan has a very wide bottom so there was a lot of direct heat contact with the sugar.  In hindsight I know now that I should have lessened the cooking time…and maybe used the damned candy thermometer.  I know that in hindsight.  What happened was I cooked the sugar too long, and when I added the chocolate to it, the sugar seized up and turned rock hard on me.  It got thrown in the garbage with a fare thee well and my middle finger waving it goodbye.

At least after all of that I DID manage to get some actual fudge from the experience.

This just goes to show you that we all make mistakes.  And sometimes they are massively huge mistakes that are embarrassing and stupid.  This is my gift to you.

Enjoy!

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