Beer Can Chicken

Summer is here (almost technically at least, but the rising mercury says it’s here already) and it’s time to break out the grill and start making those summer-time favorites!  Oh I’ve already made burgers and hot dogs on the grill.  Being the most simple, they are what we crave the most when it comes time to start charring food over hot metal grates.

But the newness of it is over for the season.  It was time to start making things a bit more complicated.  Things that would have my neighbors turning their noses in my home’s direction, following the intoxicating aroma of some masterfully prepared hunk of meat cooking on my grill.

And also, the smell of the masterfully prepared food on the grill is ALWAYS being cooked by someone with breasts and a uterus.  Someone who has delivered two strong sons into this world.  Someone who, unlike the man of the house, knows how to make food that is at least edible.  The man of this house tends to take a mad scientist approach to cooking and it never ends well.  A WOMAN grills here.

Back to the topic at hand!  Beer Can Chicken is something that my husband has wanted to try for a very long time and I’d be lying if I said I weren’t really curious about it too.  The thing is, I sort of assumed that it was one of those “guy things” that go hand-in-hand with summer-time grilling.  I thought that maybe it was such a big deal because it was a way for man-grillers to show off some cooking skills with something other than brats, weiners, steaks, and burgers.  And the fact that it involves a half-consumed can of beer definitely screamed MALE BRAGGING RIGHTS to me.

To all the men-folk out there who are proud to prepare this dish with skill (and the women who do so as well, just not as loudly as the men) I apologize.  Apparently you people know your stuff.

I am a marinator (is that a word?  Well it is now!).  I marinated the chicken before violating it with the beer can and grilling it.  Here is how I did it.

Damn Good Beer Can Chicken

My Recipe

1 small whole chicken (4-5 lbs.)

1/2 cup olive oil

1/4 cup hot sauce (I used Tabasco)

1 Tblsp. honey

1 tsp. chili powder

1 Tblsp. Worcestershire sauce

1 tsp. each of salt and pepper

1 can of beer filled half-way

Combine all of the ingredients (except the beer and chicken) in a large bag.  Add chicken and coat with marinade.  Marinate overnight for at least 12 hours, turning occasionally.

Preheat your grill.  The chicken needs to cook over indirect heat.  If you are using a charcoal grill, get your coals hot and then spread them out the the edges of the grill so that the chicken can sit in the middle.  If you are using a gas grill, light half the burners and set the chicken over the dormant burners.

Put the beer can into the bottom of the chicken.  The indelicate way to explain this is to just tell you to put the beer can up the chicken’s butt…or where the butt used to be.  Use the chickens legs along with the beer can as a tripod to sit the chicken up.  Like this:

Getting the chicken on and off the grill can be a little tricky.  Just get a big metal spatula and put it under the can and use a hand to steady the bird.  Move the thing carefully to the grill and arrange it in the tripod position again.  It’s the same routine to get it off the grill, only this time use a towel or oven mitt to protect the hand steadying the chicken on the spatula.

This chicken will need to cook in the grill for about an hour and a half. (If you are using a gas grill, keep the heat to a medium low.) Don’t check it for the first hour.  Don’t lift the lid of your grill, don’t stand around and wait.  Go do something else for that first hour and just let it do it’s thing.

When the hour is over, check the chicken.  Most likely it will not be done.  Check for doneness by slicing open a thigh deep to the bone.  If the juices run clear it’s done.  If the juices are pink, it needs to cook longer.  Like I said, it takes about an hour and a half.

When the cooking is done, remove it from the heat, wrap it in foil (beer can still in butt) and let it rest for AT LEAST 10 minutes but 20 is better.

Unwrap the chicken and remove the can from it’s butt.  There is no unmessy way to do this as the skin of the chicken and the meat inside of the chicken are closed in on the can and it is slightly stuck.  It will not just slip out if you lift the chicken.  Since it is a small bird, if you can find the dexterity to lift the bird with both hands and use your pinky and ring fingers to slide the beer can out while holding it up, that would be great.  OR you could hold the bird over the sink, turn it upside down and let the contents of the beer can empty through the neck hole, place the bird on it’s back and take the can out that way.  If you’re an easy way out person or a “Look how dexterous I am” person, one of these options will work for you.

I’d be lying if I said that the immature idiot in me didn’t laugh looking at this.  But, aside from having the beer steam the bird, another good thing about having a metal can in the carcass is that it helps cook the meat on the inside nicely.

This bird was DELICIOUS.  Now I get all the hubbub.  It’s really freaking good.  It was juicy, flavorful and tender.  It was everything a grilled chicken should be.  And thanks to the marinade, the skin was slap-your-momma good.  This has now become something I will be making on the grill several times during the summer, EVERY summer.

Look, you’re lucky you got a picture with skin still intact.

I hope you try this.  It’s delicious.  It’s tricky getting the bird on and off the grill with the beer can up it’s butt, but once you get past all of that and actually eat it, you too will understand.

Enjoy!

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5 Days of Decadence: Day 2

I have to admit, Day 2 was a million times better than Day 1.  Oh my gosh this meal was outstanding.  It was fancy-schmancy to boot!  I took an ordinary, every day piece of meat and I fancied that sumbitch up like you wouldn’t believe!  I’m feeling quite smug and proud of myself right now!

On the menu tonight was London broil marinated in red wine and served with red wine gravy, creamed spinach, and a fresh vegetable casserole (it’s just veggies smothered in a cheese sauce!).  It was fantastic.

The cocktail for tonight was a good old fashioned Bloody Mary.  Now I know that there are 1,000,001 recipes out there for homemade Bloody Mary mix.  If you want to go through the trouble of testing them and finding the right one and going through a bunch of crap to get a good Bloody Mary, be my guest.  Or, you know, you could listen to your old pal Somer and buy a mix.  I’m not usually big on drink mixes.  Most of the time, it IS better to make your own…but not this time.  This time you have Mr. & Mrs. T’s Bloody Mary Mix!  You can find this stuff anywhere and it is seriously the BEST Bloody Mary I’ve ever had.  We buy the Bold and Spicy version because we like a bit of kick, but they make a milder version for you big babies out there.  (Note:  This is NOT a compensated endorsement of Mr. & Mrs. T’s.  I’m telling you to try this stuff because it really is kick ass.)

I love these drinks.  My father-in-law drinks one or two on Fridays and says that it is his vegetable serving for the week.  And that is all kinds of awesome.

Now on to the glorious dinner!

Like I said, this meal was fantastic.  I was so excited eating it because I couldn’t wait to write about it and share my two creations with you all!  Let’s start with the London Broil.  Here is the recipe!

Smell My Plate London Broil

My Recipe

1 London Broil

2 cups red wine

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil

1/2 cup water

1 Tablespoon salt

1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 teaspoons dried oregano

2 teaspoons dried parsley

3 cloves garlic, smashed

1 teaspoon fresh ginger, minced

Red Wine Gravy (Recipe Below)

Have your London Broil defrosted by the night before you intend to serve it.  It needs to marinate over night.

Place the London Broil in a large freezer bag.  Mix all other ingredients in a bowl and pour into the freezer bag with the meat.  Seal the bag and be careful to get most of the air out.  Smoosh (yes that is a technical term!) the meat and marinade around so that the meat is well lubricated.  Then place the bag in a large dish and store in the refrigerator.  Turn the bag over once the next morning.

Lay the meat out to come to room temperature 15 minutes before cooking.  Set oven broiler on high.  Place meat on broiler pan and cook for about 9 minutes on each side for Medium to Medium Rare.

Reserve marinade for gravy!

Strain marinade through a fine mesh strainer and set aside.  Melt 4 Tablespoons butter in a saucepan.  Stir in 4 Tablespoons flour and stir.  Add 1 cup of the marinade and 1 can of beef broth.  Stir until thick.  Serve with London Broil.

Cooked to perfection and tasting oh so faintly of that wonderful Pinot Noir I used in the marinade.  Seriously, folks.  Everybody has been saying for years to only cook with a wine you would drink.  THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR THIS.

Also, really and truly make sure that when you put the meat and marinade bag in your fridge that you put it in a dish so that it won’t leak.  Like this:

Or if you like to learn things the hard way you can ignore me.  It will only take ONE instance of having your refrigerator leaking with raw meat juice and marinade for you to never make that mistake again.  And yes, I DO know from experience.  Learn from my idiocy, people.

The other dish that I put together was Creamed Spinach.  Can you believe that I had never had it before tonight?  As much as I eat steak one would think that I would have had it by now, but no.  But seeing how I was serving a huge piece of red meat with dinner and Creamed Spinach is traditionally served with red meat, my opportunity was hard to ignore.  It’s not a fussy dish.  It’s really straight forward and seriously only takes a few minutes to make.

Creamed Spinach

My recipe

1 1-lb. bag frozen spinach

4 Tablespoons butter

1 shallot, minced

3 Tablespoons flour

2 cups half-and-half

salt and pepper

Wrap thawed spinach in a clean dish towel and squeeze as much water from it as possible.  Set aside.

Melt butter in a large skillet.  Add shallots and stir until soft.  Add flour and cook for 1 minute, stirring the whole time.  Add half-and half.  Stir until thick.  Season to taste with salt and pepper.  Stir in spinach and heat through.

That’s it.  It’s really that easy.  And it’s really freaking good as well.  Win-Win.

The third thing that I served is a cheese-gooped vegetable casserole that comes from that cookbook I keep referencing lately.  It’s really good and really decadent.  I don’t usually serve my vegetables swimming in goopy cheese (even though I love it) so I really only make this dish around the holidays.

Fresh Vegetable Casserole

Favorite Brand Name Old-Fashioned Holiday Recipes 2004

8 small new potatoes

8 baby carrots (Did you know that baby carrots are actually mature carrots shaved down?  True story!)

1 small cauliflower, broken into florets

4 stalks asparagus, cut into 1-inch pieces

3 Tablespoons butter or margarine

3 Tablespoons flour 2 cups milk

salt

black pepper

3/4 cup (3 oz.) shredded Cheddar cheese

Chopped fresh cilantro

Cook vegetables until crisp-tender.  (I steamed all but the potatoes.  Steaming is a good option.)  Arrange vegetables in buttered 2-quart casserole.  Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

To make sauce, melt butter in medium saucepan over medium heat.  Stir in flour until smooth.  Gradually stir in milk.  Cook until thickened, stirring constantly.  Season to taste with salt and pepper.  Add cheese, stirring until cheese is melted.  Pour sauce over vegetables and sprinkle with cilantro.  Bake 15 minutes or until heated through.  YIELD:  4-6 servings.

It looks goopy and decadent, no?

3 days to go!

Enjoy!

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Beer Marinated Chicken

All I hear about when I talk about grilling chicken is Beer Can Chicken.  It’s all the rage right now.  I’ve always wanted to try it.  It looks absolutely delicious and juicy.  However, since I live in a rental with just a tiny slab of concrete for outdoor living space, I only have a tiny charcoal hibachi on which to do my outdoor cooking.  Obviously I cannot make Beer Can Chicken on this tiny grill so I came up with a slightly different alternative.  The outcome was a juicy, smokey, flavorful dish that almost brought my husband to tears (because it was so delicious.  He can be emotional over food).

Beer Marinated Butterfly Chicken

(My recipe)

3 bottles of beer (a darker beer like an ale would be best)

one bulb of garlic (that’s a whole head, folks!)

1 Tblsp. salt

1/2 Tblsp. black pepper

1 6-7 lb. whole chicken, butterflied

First of all, clean your chicken after you have taken it out of its packaging.  Check for any stray feathers and quills and give it a good rinsing under the faucet.  Pat it dry and get ready to do some cutting.  Butterflying a chicken is really easy, just make sure your knife is adequately sharp or else you’re going to cut your bloody finger off!

Whole Chicken

Just sit the chicken up on it’s little butt and turn it so that you are looking at it’s back.  You are going to need to cut the backbone out, so just feel with your fingers for where it is and start from the top and work your way down.  You’re mainly going to be cutting through little rib bones so it’s not terribly difficult, just be careful.

Backbone Out

It comes out pretty clean.  Don’t throw away that backbone, though!  Save it for chicken stock!

The next thing you want to do is lay the chicken down flat so that the inside is facing you.  Feel for the bone right in the center of the breast and knick it with your knife near the top.  Then simply use your hands to split it (the bone) down the middle.

Butterfly

Once the bone has split, use your fingers to pull out the breast and rib bones so that the breasts are bone-free.  And now you have butterflied a chicken.  Congratulations!  Now wash everything with hot soapy water and make sure there is not a single drop of raw chicken juice anywhere!  Wash your hands and make sure you get under your fingernails as well (if you have any).  Gotta make sure you are very careful when working with raw poultry.

Now, mince all of the cloves from an entire bulb of garlic and place them in a large container.  Add the three bottles of beer and salt and pepper and mix well.  Add the chicken, skin side up, into the marinade and swish about to get things mixed.  Cover and refrigerate overnight.

Marinating Chicken

When you retrieve this for cooking the next day, I must warn you…..there is going to be a hell of a smell coming from that bowl.  That entire head of garlic along with that strong beer makes for a strong odor!  It’s not a bad odor, just really really strong.  Don’t worry, though.  Marinades are supposed to be strong.

Charcoal Chimney

Now, when it comes to charcoal grills, the best accessory is the charcoal chimney (that doo hickey on the left).  Simply fill the tall part with charcoal, stuff the bottom with newspaper or kindling and light it.  The kindling being on the bottom and burning will get the charcoal going without the aid of lighter fluid, which is good because if you use lighter fluid, the food can tend to taste..well, like lighter fluid.  Don’t dump the coals into your grill until they are mostly white (at this point they are HOT HOT HOT).  Once you have dumped the coals into the grill, run inside and prepare the chicken for grilling!

Now certainly you know that you should have had the chicken setting out to come close to room temperature for at least 15 minutes before you were going to grill it, right?  Ok, good.  Now pat the chicken dry with a paper towel, brush the skin lightly with some olive oil and sprinkle the skin with some paprika.  The paprika isn’t for flavoring, it adds a gorgeous color though.  Once this has been accomplished, lay your chicken on the grill skin down and cook for at least 8 minutes per side (depending on the heat of your grill).  Turn once and make sure to keep the lid closed during cooking.

When the chicken is done cooking, let it rest for 5 minutes before serving.  You won’t have to do much cutting.  If you didn’t overcook the chicken, it will be falling apart and juicy.

Finished

What we ended up with was an extremely juicy and tender chicken that was very savory due to the marinade but not really tasting too heavily of either the garlic or the beer.  It was delicious.  I hope you can try this and show it off to some friends.  Enjoy!

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Cinco de Mayo Feast

Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody!  As you know, today is a day to celebrate Mexican heritage.  Since I love Mexican food, I always like to celebrate the fifth of May every year by making a Mexican feast.  Sometimes it is a simple plate of tacos and tortilla chips with salsa and other times it is a more complicated feast.  I went for something a little more complicated this year and it was delicious.  Ok kids, brace yourselves.  This is going to be a long one……

I wanted to make fajitas with a marinated skirt or flank steak.  Alas, my grocer was not carrying those cuts of meat (weird…) so I ended up buying a brisket.  I made a marinade for the brisket and let it marinate overnight.  I then slow roasted the brisket in a 250 degree F oven for 5 hours to ensure tenderness.  Here’s how to do it:

Marinade:

zest and juice of 1 lime

1 Tblsp. garlic powder

1 Tblsp. onion powder

2 tsp. dried oregano

1 tsp. dried chili powder

1/2 Tblsp. salt

1/4 Tblsp. black pepper

4 chipotle peppers, finely chopped (I use the canned ones in adobo sauce)

1 Tblsp. adobo sauce (from the can)

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil

Just mix it all together (it will be a thick paste) and cover both sides of the meat and store in an airtight container overnight.  Cook the meat on a sheet pan and when it has finished cooking, cover it in aluminum foil for 45 minutes before cutting.  After you cut the meat, saute lightly in a skillet with sliced onions and then serve with tortillas.

I also decided to make guacamole and pico de gallo as condiments for the fajitas.  These are super easy dishes and are very fresh tasting in contrast with the savory meat.

I prefer a creamy guacamole over a coarse one.  Simply throw 1 avacado (peeled, and roughly chopped), 3 cloves of garlic (also peeled and roughly chopped), and the zest and juice of 1 lime into a food processor and process until smooth.  Easy easy.

For the Pico de Gallo, dice and deseed one large tomato, place it in a bowl.  Finely chop one jalapeno pepper, 1/3 cup of onion (minced) and 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro.  Zest and juice 1 lime and toss with the tomato mixture.  Bam,  Pico de Gallo.  Easy easy.

Guacamole and Pico de Gallo

Simply spread the guacamole on your tortilla, add your meat and onions, then top with the Pico de Gallo and roll.  It’s very delicious and fresh tasting.  The perfect way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Cinco de Mayo Feast

I would be remiss if I neglected a wonderful drink to go with this festive meal.  I’m not much of a beer drinker, so my next option was a Lime Margarita.  I love a fresh margarita, i.e. it doesn’t come in a pre-mixed form.  I saw Ina Garten (Food Network Barefoot Contessa….my favorite FN cook!) make a fresh margarita once and wrote down the recipe.  I’ve been dying to make this drink and was happy that I finally had an excuse.  Here’s the recipe:

Margarita

Ina Garten

1 lime, halved

kosher salt

1/2 cup freshly squeezed lime juice

the juice of 1 lemon

1 cup Triple Sec

1 cup White Tequila

3 cups ice

I made my mix ahead of time in a cocktail pitcher and put it in the refrigerator to chill before blending with ice.

Margarita Mix

Simply mix the lime juice, lemon juice, Triple Sec and Tequila together.  When ready to blend, put the 3 cups of ice in your blender and blend with the mix until frothy.  Use the halved lime to rum along the rims of your cocktail glasses and dip into a shallow dish containing the kosher salt.  This is a fresh tasting and delicious margarita.  I’ll be making this for my mom this summer and we’ll drink it pool-side.

Oh yeah, I promised a finished picture of my Key Lime Pie:

Key Lime Pie

I let my whipped cream sit out a little too long so it was deflated when I piped it onto my pie.  It still looks nice.  It was a very good Key Lime Pie, especially with that pretzel crust.  Please try that recipe.  It doesn’t get any easier and it is very good.

Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody!  I hope you enjoyed it as much as my family and I did!  Enjoy!

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