Ivar’s: The Best Seattle Has to Offer…….Seriously???

I meant to make braised lamb shanks for dinner tonight.  I meant to blog about a dessert on here tonight.  Alas, circumstances changed and my agenda has changed.  We decided to go grab some fish n’ chips for dinner at a local place called Ivar’s.  People around here talk about it like it’s the best place ever to get batter fried seafood and chowder.  Since we love batter fried seafood and chowder, we decided that a gloomy and cold day like today would be a great time to try this place.

I’m taking a chance by posting this.  It’s quite possible that a local will stomp my big toe after reading this.

This place was disappointing all around.  We didn’t go to the original Ivar’s on Seattle’s waterfront, we went to a little fish shack in downtown Bothell, a suburb of Seattle.  Actually, I’m giggling right now because I’m at their website and by the looks of it, it seems that the company would have you believe that it is a sit-down and elegant seafood restaurant.  Umm, no. It’s not.  We ate chowder from paper bowls, and ate our fried food from baskets lined with wax paper.  Our drinks came in paper cups just like what you would expect from a fast food chain.  That in and of itself would never bother me, but this place failed in the food department.

Their fries were ok.  They tasted like a million other French fries I have eaten.  Their regular fish was not so good.  The breading was coarse and bland.  The clam strips, the shrimp, were all covered in the same breading.  I’ve had better come from my freezer.

The chowders were gross.  I have nothing at all nice to say about those chowders.  The Manhattan Clam Chowder (the red one) tasted like it came from a can.  It had that cheap bouillon cube taste to it that was overwhelming and gross.  Clam Chowder, I understand can be tricky, but if you plaster your restaurants and webpage with gloats of awards your restaurant has won, own up and put quality ingredients in your food.  There’s just no excuse for cheap tasting soup.

The New England Clam Chowder (the white cream-based one) was weird.  It was better than the Manhattan, but it was still not very good.  The main taste in this soup was bacon.  I want to taste the sweet briney taste of clams and I’m eating bacon-cream soup.  That’s not right.  This place is famous for it’s chowder and I hated it.

They also provided little plastic tubs of tartar sauce and ketchup with our meals; little pre-sealed Ivar’s condiments.  The problem with these is that the tubs were only filled maybe 1/3 to 1/2 full.  That’s a lot of plastic waste coming from a native restaurant of a city that considers itself progressive in environmental consciousness.  And no, there was no recycling offered.  Between my toddler and I, we used 3 tubs of ketchup and 1 tub of tartar sauce (I was sharing with my son and couldn’t use malt vinegar like I wanted)….that’s a lot of plastic going to a landfill and that was just us.  I’m disappointed.

There were ants crawling around on the table top.  That, to me, was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  I expect ants when I am eating on the ground in a park, but not in a restaurant.

The prices were a little high considering what we were eating.  We were actually sitting in a booth in the back of a restaurant and the door to the kitchen was open and I could look right in.  It was a bunch of deep fryers and freezers.  It actually kind of reminded me of the kitchen in the back of the Krusty Krab on the show Spongebob Squarepants (I’ve got a toddler, people.  Nickelodeon is very familiar to me!).  Also, the “combo dinners” didn’t come with drinks.  That’s ridiculous!  And the drinks ended up being quite pricey!  I am just so annoyed with this place.  I could have gotten better tasting deep fried fish at a cheaper price from Captain D’s or Long John Silvers (that’s the comment that’s going to get me killed).

Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve had Fish N’ Chips made by a person from the UK.  Those people KNOW how to batter and fry cod, ladies and gentlemen.  I just really didn’t like this place, and that disappoints me because up until tonight I have absolutely loved all of the tiny food joints Seattle has to offer.  Sorry, Ivar’s and Seattlites.  It was NOT good.

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Crab Cakes

When I was in college, my boyfriend (now husband) picked me up from one of my night classes and brought me home.  When I walked through the door, I noticed that he had music playing.  Low ambient light provided a warm glow to our crappy little domicile and there was a small feast spread out on our kitchen table.  He had spent the last few hours researching and making crab cakes and oysters on the half shell for us as a romantic meal.  Of course, the oysters were astounding, but I was surprised at how good the crab cakes were.  On our tiny college-student-budget, he had managed to put together a proper meal.

If you research crab cake recipes online (and even if you use the recipe I will be providing), you will notice that almost all of these recipes will call for lump crab meat.  While it is a fact of life that lump crab meat makes much better crab cakes and require less filler (like bread crumbs), lump crab meat is really expensive.  It’s more than I’m comfortable paying for an everyday meal, in fact.

Canned Crab Meat

I use canned crab meat when I make crab cakes as a small family meal.  Obviously it is not as good as lump crab meat, but it’s still crab meat and crab meat is good….so shut it.  This stuff is so cheap and affordable that if you stop listening to the people who tell you that the only good food is expensive food, you can have a perfectly delicious meal for pennies a person.  I still use the recipe my husband used all those years ago (maybe I’m a sentimental fool) and it’s still as good today as it was then and it’s still budget friendly because it uses ingredients that most people already have in their pantries.  I’ve revised the recipe a little bit (of course) so here’s the original recipe and I’ll list my revisions below.

Mrs. Duvall’s Crab Cakes

Mrs. Duvall of the Rail Stop, The Plains, VA

¼ cup mayonnaise

¼ cup onion, minced

2 eggs, lightly beaten

½ tsp. Worcestershire Sauce

½ tsp. dry mustard

¼ tsp. salt

¼ tsp. cayenne pepper

1 lb. lump crab meat, picked over

1 cup soda crackers, finely crushed

2 Tblsp. unsalted butter

¼ cup vegetable oil

Lemon wedges

In a large bowl, combine the mayonnaise, onion, eggs, Wocestershire sauce, dry mustard, salt and cayenne.  Fold in the crabmeat and ¼ cup of the cracker crumbs.  Shape the mixture into 16 cakes about 1-inch thick.  Coat the crab cakes with the remaining cracker crumbs and transfer to a baking sheet lined with waxed paper.  The crab cakes can be refrigerated overnight at this point, if needed.

In a large skillet, melt 1 Tblsp. of the butter in 2 Tblsp. of the oil.  When the foam subsides, add half the crab cakes and cook over moderate heat until golden and crisp, 2-3 minutes pre side.  Drain the crab cakes on paper towels, then keep warm in a low oven.  Repeat with the remaining 1 Tblsp. of butter and 2 Tblsp. oil and cook the remaining crab cakes.  Serve with lemon wedges.

YIELD:  4 servings

-If you are using canned crab for this recipe, use two 6 oz. cans.  I know that doesn’t quite equal a full lb., but for canned meat, it is the perfect measurement.

-I use 1 Tblsp. of Dijon mustard and 1 Tblsp. of coarse grain mustard instead of that piddly amount of dry mustard called for in the recipe.  It adds wonderful zing to the dish.

Mini Food Processor

-I have this awesome tiny-sized food processor that I use for dishes like this that call for finely minced onion and garlic.  You want a very fine mince (almost like a paste) because big chunks of onion or garlic in this are not very appetizing.  Oh yeah, I also use garlic in this dish even though it isn’t called for.  I have yet to meat a seafood that doesn’t benefit from a little garlic.  2 cloves minced is a good measurement.

Saltines

-Instead of soda crackers in this, I use Saltines.  Everybody has Saltines in their pantries and they add a nice saltiness to the dish.  You’ll use an entire sleeve of the crackers in this dish.  Just crush them up as finely as you can.  A few chunks here and there are fine.  Use 1/2 cup of the crumbs in the mixture and the rest for outer coating just as in the recipe.

Assembly Line

-When it’s time to fry these babies up, make a little assembly line for yourself.  Crab mixture, cracker crumbs, skillet.  It makes the process a lot easier, trust me.

In between batches, put these on cooling racks over a baking sheet so they can drain and put them in a warm oven until you are ready to serve.

Crab Cakes

A simple, affordable, and lovely dish.  You can even mini-size these things for appetizers.  I’ve been making them for about 6 years and will continue to do so for many more.  Enjoy!

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